Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
One day a boy asks his dad…
One day a boy asks his dad,”What’s the difference between a pussy and a...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver…
The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver and instructed him to meet...
How are you feeling?
|Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
A prisoner with skills
|Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along...
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided…
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married.He was a...
Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
A jealous husband hires a private detective…
A jealous husband hires a private detective to check up on his wife. The...
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...