Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...
Blonde Swims the english Channel
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
50 Ways to Appreciate Life
1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice…
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: “Stop! Stand...
Blind Date!
A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn’t been all that great,...
Are you talking to me?
|At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Is that your final answer?
A husband and wife are getting ready to go to bed.The husband says, “I...