Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
What’s sillier
John : I don’t know what to buy – a cow or a bicycle.Peter...
Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...
Alligator and a Bet
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He...
Feel like a woman…
A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the...
A cattleman from West Texas died…
A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As...
I want to see something really cheap
|After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would...
Did you ever wonder?
Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they...
Weighing In – 2
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...