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Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?
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A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
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A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice…
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3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven…
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Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
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I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...