The Top 10 Signs You’re Flying On A Bad Airline
The engine’s being held on by duct tape. You see the Gorilla from those...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
The Math Test
The Math Test California officials have determined that students would probably do better with...
Three mistresses
There is is this guy and he has three mistresses. Well, he decides that...
Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
Neil Armstrong True Story
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only...
Pinocchio Kidnapped!
Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from...
A story with a moral
While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, “Hey, Marie,...
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...