Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
Blonde quickies 101-120
101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her...
Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Elephant jokes 07
|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three...
Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...