Cat jokes 06
|Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A:...
Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to…
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to herobstetrician’s office. When...
Fish jokes 05
|What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross...
Criminal steals lumber
|A man with a nagging secret couldn’t keep it any longer. In the confessional...
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was…
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly,...