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Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
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The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
Your kid has been kidnapped
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What sexual position makes an ugly baby?
What sexual position makes an ugly baby? Ask your mom!
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What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
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Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...