A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
Rob the supermarket
|A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police...
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
Spicy Panties
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping...
Coach Wants A Raise
The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right...
Two gynecologists meet at lunch…
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, “I had a patient this morning...
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
The engineer’s terms
|Top 25 Engineer’s Terms and Expressions (What they say versus what they mean)A number...
How can I believe in God when just last week…
“How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught...