Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
Why Man, Then Woman
God created man before creating woman, because you need a rough draft before you...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
Body Building
A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number...
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari…
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50...
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
Offer legal advice
|Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court...
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.