A circumcision
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The funniest blonde jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
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My wife is beating me
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Holmes investigation
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Engineer Cookie Recipe
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Off to Vegas
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Redneck Driver’s License Application
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