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you want a divorce
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Diseases
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good...
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris…
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris,France, and headed straight for...
Three people were standing on the Titanic…
Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian....
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A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.