In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...
Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
58 Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists) 1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash,...
Hilarious Sports Quotes!
New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: “I want...
One for dirty minds!
The Gutter-Mind Test!1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means...
Halls of Justice
|A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn’t start. He called a...
Old enough for cursing
Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing....