She is angry at you
|Worried because they hadn’t heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
You aren’t the worst
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Talk like an adult!
The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told...
Dying Wives!
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,...
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...
yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
REALLY FUNNY!!
Look in the mirror!!!!!!!1