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My wife converted me to religion…
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Fifty ways to be annoying in computer labs
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What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
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Measure Intelligence
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What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
Be politically correct
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5 Questions that put FEAR into a Man!
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Jesus vs. Satan
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Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...