Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
fulfill a lifelong dream
|For a holiday, Mulvaney decided to go to Switzerland to fulfill a lifelong dream...
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
Cork it!
There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went...
Camel betting
Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legion fort. One says to...
One day the different parts of the body…
One day the different parts of the body were having anargument to see which...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...
For all animal lovers out there
For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? Soak...