Jack and the Beanstalk
Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the...
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
Mars and Venus
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women...
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV Good: Your son’s finally maturing Bad: He’s...
I’m over the hill
|We’re over the hill but don’t feel sadThis side of the hill ain’t all...
Gorilla Chase!
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d...
LICENSE TO STEAL
|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running...