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What kind of a woman
“Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?” asked John”Yes, I will.” Paula...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...
2 Eggs
An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there...
How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
How come Mike Tyson’s eyes always water during sex? Mace…
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
One day Confucious say…
Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut...
A Lutheran minister is driving down…
A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show...
Greek tailor.
An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic....