In the forest
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to...
A six year old comes crying…
A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled...
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river…
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish
This male prostitute contracted syphilis…
This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...
Angry Wife
A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.