Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Gun Barrel
A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets...
God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...
Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...
Following some duty overseas, the officers…
Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home...
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...
Golf Joke
Suggestions for Guys Golfing or Using A Public Bathroom:Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder...
Texan with a new car
|Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. “I know that smart aleck Tex,”...
Jokes about Ireland
|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, “Have ye seen Mulligan...