The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Her Operation!
“A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her...
The Old Lady & the Cashier
A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
If, And, Butt!
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is...
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
|10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them....
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
Two men were walking through the woods when…
Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the...