Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
Your Are Available?
A lonely divorcee was driving home from work one evening when she saw a...
Equally qualified
Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in...
F Word Usage
Fuck is such a versatile word…Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
Meet Bubba’s Family!
Hi y’all…muh name id’s Bubba and dis is muh fameily:Furst is me… Mom said...
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night…
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a...
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
Polish Power Outage
Did you hear about the tragedy in Poland? In Poland’s largest shopping mall, there...