Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
What was its name?
|Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the...
On the Beach
There is this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights...
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex…
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. “How...
Safe to appear
Don was looking for a little “action.” He picked up a sweet young thang...
I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy…
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of...
Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind...