Why do not Mexicans teach drivers Ed…
Why don’t Mexicans teach driver’s Ed. and Sex Education on the same day? Because...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch…
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
DO YOU ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS?
|A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages...
I suppose I earned enough
|An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office...
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center…
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...