Hiding Baldness
What happens when a man tries to hide his baldness by combing hishair across...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
The pre-birth class
|When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
Spiders!
|What are spiders webs good for?Spiders!
The Prayer.
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Hot Tub Riddle
What is the prudent thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in...
Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...