Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
Knock knock… Luke
Knock Knock Whos there? Luke Luke who? Look through the keyhole and you will...
Why do brunettes take the pill?
And more on blondes…Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.
What Not to Name Your Dog
What Not to Name Your DogEverybody has a dog called Rover or Spot. I...
Swallowed A Penny
My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed...
The government cuts costs
|The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...