Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...
Blondie Gets A Haircut
A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she’s wearing earphones connected to...
Assassin Interview
fter all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three...
50 facts about Men
1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.2. Men who...
Star spangled banner
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the...
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
Monica at the Dry Cleaners
Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to...
Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!