Top 10 Things Only Women Understand
10) Cats’ facial expressions.9) The need for the same style of shoes in different...
Princess and the Frog
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
|The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in...
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...
The “Polish Virus”.
You have just received the “POLISH VIRUS!”As we don’t have any programming experience,this Virus...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...