Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Some Blonde Joke Quickies
**********************************************Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A. She gets...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
Hard of Hearing Genie
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
Doctors meeting
|A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave,...
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend…
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.