The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
What is so great about being a dick?
What’s so great about being a dick ? 1) You’ve got a head with...
Women’s T-Shirt Sayings!
* I’m out of estrogen. I have a gun. * Guys have feelings, too....
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
What marketing is
Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a...
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on...