Dead Babies
What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
Men vs Women (long classic!)
RELATIONSHIPSFirst of all, a man does not call it a relationship. He refers to...
The Seven Dwarfs
“The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso...
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks...
No rest on this island
A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.The...
Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try…
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day. So...