Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...
Try to grow chickens
|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of...
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
How far to the town?
|A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie....
Anniversary Trouble
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
She’s not a babe, she’s…
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:She is not a BABE or...
MD Qs and As
What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? “Why does it work?”What...
Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? A. When you...