The resume bloopers
|These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune...
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
For their 25th wedding anniversary…
For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a...
Penny Offer
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A:...
Why you should learn to use algebra . . .
Why you should learn to use algebra . . . After applying some simple...
Pondering old age
|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and...
Exam for athletes…
The following is a college entrance exam for athletes.Time Limit: 3 Days.Write Your Name:...
Signs and notices 04
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. On a New...