Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Kids In College
One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife...
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut…
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
Irish jokes in a pub
|A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub, when an irate Irishman stands...
Wedding Prank
These three friends, a Dentist, a Carpenter, and an Electrician were sitting around trying...