Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
A robber was robbing a house…
A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. “Jesus is watching...
Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...
Democrats V. Republicans
Democrats V. Republicans What it all boils down to ISSUE | DEMOCRATS | REPUBLICANS——————————————————————-criminals...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
I Confess
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...