One Drink too many!
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Buckwheat and Darla
Buckwheat & Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla “How do you...
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails...
Skydiving blind
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...