Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the...
Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
|10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We’d all...
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river…
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame...
The Rabbi wants a raise.
There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby.The Rabbi went to the...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Funny Conversations
BOY : Since we met, I can’t eat or drink…GIRL : Why not ??BOY...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...