Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Speaking of spelling, here is a news bulletin…
Speaking of spelling, here’s a news bulletin …….. The European Commission has just announced...
New Coin
A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being...
A girl runs home to her mother crying…
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
The common symptoms of swine flu
The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and...
Free samples
Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!
Two men went to the desert for a vacation…
Two men went to the desert for a vacation. They rented a camel and...