Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts...
Redneck Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists....
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...
Little Johnny helps Grandma.
One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get...
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
Computers: Male or Female?
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
Homemade Bargain Gift
Here’s a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick...