Alphabet
Kid: Teacher can I go to the bathroom?Teacher: You have to say your ABC’s...
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
Space shuttle mission to the Moon
There’s a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman...
New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...
30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” If you have a glass eye,...
Blonde quickies 141-160
141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone...
Snow White and her Prince
What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...