Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
A young teenager comes home from school…
A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, “Is it true...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got...
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new…
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball....
Reasoning Test
Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test.The doctor says...
A gun for my hubby.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for...
Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password…
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password. It’s her turn to guess the...
The Dump List
The Perfect Dump – Every once in a while, each of us experiences a...