‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
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What is the Australian for foreplay?
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Yeah, fat broads are like…
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A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South…
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South.He got a ride from a...
Bad news and awful news
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