Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
Ugly person illness
|A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked...
Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Kids and Religion!
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Best For Dinner
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.