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One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
Blind Golf?
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Giving sad news to a troop
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Looking for a monkey wrench
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit...
Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
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Why is a violist like a terrorist?
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I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
A Microsoft Tale
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Trick-or-treating is better than sex
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Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...