Students Science Bloopers
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who...
A doctor fell into a well once…
A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and...
One day there were these three boys walking down…
One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
Yet another blonde joke…
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?Shine a torch in her ear!
Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...
Bad Jeeves…BAD!
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of...
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
The Nudist Colony
Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off...
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...