Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
What did the maggot say to another?
|What did the maggot say to another?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in...
St Peter and the Three Nuns
Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
Six times Six
A woman goes into a bar real depressed and uses her last 10 dollars...
A young girl had not been feeling well…
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor....
Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally…
Q: Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally made two appointments at...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...