Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying…
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw...
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...
Picking a punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
Super Market Checkout
A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally...
An old man and an old woman were sitting…
An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the...
50 things to do during an exam
You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant...