To jump or not to jump
A blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
Proper Manners
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
Hard of Hearing Genie
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar...
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low????Sugar is when you kiss her...
Marriage Quotes 5
Love, you can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a...