What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
Winning Nobel prize
|A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...
Seven Dwarfs Classic
Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day whenSleepy rushes...
Why do women have legs?
why do women have legs?have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??
I’m sending out some cards
|A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
A convincing lesson
Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...