Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
Trip to San Francisco
Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload...
A woman and her lover are on the bed…
A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman’s home, whenall...
A lawyers tomstone.
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
A caring husband
A couple just moved into hotel. And the hotel clerk asks the man after...
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
Jokes about St. Patrick’s Day
|Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed...
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to...