A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife of the...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
Oh Baby!
A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by...
Matrimony Tips For Women
On AppearanceExcessive use of perfume makes a woman less desirable. Perfumes are manufactured from...
The Rabbi’s Advice
A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is...