At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy…
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
A blind pilot is flying this plane?
|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took...
Penny Offer
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A:...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
A little kid comes running into the backyard…
A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, “Pop! Pop! Ma just got...
Clinton Fart
Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the...
The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver…
The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver and instructed him to meet...
Laying off employees
Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They...
Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
No Peer Pressure
|A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is...