I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
The Tearful Bride…
The Tearful Bride…A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.She sobs, “Robert...
Make it off the island
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Mens Endowments
God created Adam and informed him that he had given him a brain and...
The talking clock!
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the...
The 2 Bums!
A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out…...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...