The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
Fathers then & now
|Today is one of the first Father’s Days of our new millennium. Fathers of...
The Christmas airport
|It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Teaching the child
|As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by...
I dont want a ride!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and...
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
Toughening Up
My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and...
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.