Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best,...
It was the age when knighthood was in flower…
It was the age when knighthood was in flower.A young lady was pounding away...
What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?
Q:What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?A: A gay time…. Sent...
Read The Manual Please!
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...
Elevator Magic
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable…
Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable childhood as an orphan in the...
Playing House
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it...