A push
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on...
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...
OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Difficult shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
Little Johnny’s Lessson
One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What...
Signs and notices 12
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
Insult Collection #1
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you,...