Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
Dem’ smart city folk
|A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor...
A wide selection
“Hey, Pal”, the irate druggist shouted, “Put that cigar outwhile you are in my...
God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve...
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
Mailmans Last Day
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
Story of my friend
|I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said “Hi Jack.”He...