Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
The Mink Coat
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde...
Bear and Squirrel
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine....
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Affairs With Men
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs with men!
Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...
So my sister, a natural blond…
So my sister, a natural blond graduating from the University of North Carolina Law...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...