Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan
|Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan. The young couple sat in the parlor of...
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
What a Woman Really Needs
A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to...
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
Definition of a good date!
These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on...