Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...
Insect’s favorite game
|What is the insect’s favorite game?Cricket!
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
For their 25th wedding anniversary…
For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a...
Explaining his claim
|A farmer who’s been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck...
Heaven or Hell?
There are three guys who are good friends. One is an American, oneis Polish,...
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary…
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...