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Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning,...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Pe…
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Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?A:...
Vincent Van Gogh\’s relatives:
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh...
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give…
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so...
Sex Statistics
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
Men’s Greeting Cards
A survey has found that about 90% of all Hallmark greeting cards are purchased...
The perfect woman!
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond...