Feel Better
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
Tiger Woods vs. Stevie Wonder!
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that...
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Ford Jokes
90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home!...
Congress Reduces Solar System
A Press Release -WASHINGTON D.C. The House Appropriations subcommittee on NASA oversight, in another...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
Michael Jackson and the doctor…
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife...