Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
Excitement in Undertaking!
There were two guys who had gone to the same college and become great...
Definitions from Kids
Science definitions from Kids…H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.To collect fumes...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites…
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites his family to adinner....
Death in the Family
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
Economic pressures
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...