Bear Hunting!
Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted...
A Blonde Astronaut
There was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette and they were all...
Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....
Tombstone Epitaph X
The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumertip:Who was fatally...
Definition of bad lover
Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
Where is your wife?
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”