My Grandparents
After Christmas break, a teacher asked her young pupils to write an essay about...
I’m over the hill
|We’re over the hill but don’t feel sadThis side of the hill ain’t all...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...
Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
Little johnny’s gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher....
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
THE BOYS OF SUMMER
|A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites. Big deal you may say, but...
Brezhnev at his speech
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...